… I will rearrange the stars,Pull’em down to where you are,With every heartbeat I have left,I’ll defend your every breath…
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
This is beautiful and it’s amazing to me that it had such a positive outcome and not lifelong hateful grudges, which is probably what these attackers deserved.
This is perfect and beautiful and amazing
Yep, those are tears coming down. This is one of the most beautiful pieces I ever read.
Damn, the level of compassion, strength and understanding you’d need to have in order to do this..
Oh—it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.
my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD
my next trip will be norway
Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.
what the fuck
Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical Order…Seductively
gUys i think i just
ate a dog treAT
i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF